This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

i prefer their old stuff

I’m Mike Pence, and I approve this message.

Oh and: It’s a *sex* reveal party. The gender is up to the kid. #woke

This new trend just needs to full stop right away. Where is there for a society to go when this is being celebrated? If there’s a hill worth dying on, it’s this one: we must stop, at all costs, Cubs fans from procreating.

Imagine LeBron playing blackjack. He’d totally pass Jordan as the best ever.

So long as it’s not some chick that the media will blast, amiright?

I typed out a comment about the value of veteran leadership in a point guard with Finals experience, but then again Kyrie probably spends most of halftime planning to show Brad Stevens anti-vaccine YouTube videos.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a windmill on that hole.

Sorry.

I’d bet on that.

Any word on when Ichiro will begin to look like an old lesbian?

I’m all for mocking Boston bros, but tying appreciation of Stevens for being an excellent coach to some sort of racial narrative seems way off to me.

“First when there’s nothing, but a slow glowing dream. That your fear seems to hide deep inside your mind. All alone I have cried, silent tears full of pride, in a world made of steel ... made of stone.”

What is that bullshit? Dinosaurs and human silhouettes didn’t even exist at the same time, dude. 

Behold, a flock of dinosaur-sized turkeys!

In reverse order, every coach that has actually beaten LeBron in a playoff series: