Progression will get halted by cocaine addiction, it happens.

Nah man.

For real. Am I the only person who think that Everton are the story of the first month of the season? Lose Moyes, Fellani, etc., and yet they're unbeaten, have totally transformed their style, and Leighton Baines looks like the best left back in the world.

This is all well and good, Greg, but can we talk about that stupid flag they wave around now whenever Arsenal score a goal?

Incredibly Wealthy Club Gets Back to Playing Like Incredibly Wealthy Club
Fans cease whining... momentarily.

More Arsenal dickriding from Greg Howard.

Fair enough. To each his own I guess.

Why is Dortmund losing to Napoli in Italy a shock loss? Napoli is pretty good and sits second in Serie A. Dortmund sucks in Europe away from home. Betting lines had it pretty close.

God I hate Arsenal so much.

Arsenal are well and truly fucked

So wait, my taxes have been paying for Army, Navy and Air Force to be mediocre at football all these years? Am I the only person who is OUTRAGED!?!? Someone needs to be held accountable! We need better coaches!!!

So Rob Ford was in Nashville?

Uh oh. If you're here, who's commenting on YouTube videos?

Love Yolotelli, always will.

Worker: [collapses]

look man, i've played the oregon trail, those things come right at you, it's not his fault he can't carry back more than 25 lbs of meat to his wagon. i mean his kids have dysentary ffs.

All this focus on Jacoby Jones getting whacked with a champagne bottle by a stripped named Sweet Pea, and yet no one talks about the almost entirely analogous incident in which a distracted librarian nearly knocked a half-full dixie cup of water onto Joe Flacco's plain white t-shirt.

I noticed that as well. I'm glad for THudd. He seemed like a good guy and he certainly showed flashes of being a very good player before his injury. I just don't think he's quite up to our ambitions anymore.

So the groom is a Manchester United supporter. I guess that meant his family had to take the M1 and M6 all the way up from London.

YOLO Toure