United kicked the tires on Özil and passed a week or two before the transfer deadline. Sure, they allegedly attempted to hijack the deal at the 11th hour, but that's an entirely different proposition to a player who had already been passed over and then accepted a move to another club. I think it's likely that he…

He has been injured and playing his way back into fitness with the U-21s. He came on in the second Europa leg against Tbilisi and scored. I expect he'll see some league action soon.

Liverpool does look dangerous, but it's hard to believe they won't fuck it up.

You forgot to mention wages.

You claim they're surely a title favorite — surely not, as reflected by the odds. And their odds have not improved at all with this signing: Chelsea, Man City and Man United remain the three clubs given short odds at winning the title, and are the only ones that might be called favorites.

keep counting them chickens

Nope, they currently are given the same odds (12/1) as Liverpool to win the League. Liverpool.

Theo Walcott is world class, much as it mains me to admit that. But he already got paid.

You gooner scum are going a bit overboard with the trolling. You beat Tottenham 1-0 at home by playing defensively and striking on the counter, ending the game with six fullbacks on the pitch — hardly a classic NLD. Then you bought a superstar attacking midfielder solely to appease the whingers who does nothing to…

Are you kidding? He's a Gooner, obviously.

Arsenal fan rushes to post article moaning about Arsenal's Champions League draw...

You forgot to include the dearly missed Chicken Sesame, which comes with a little tiny package of sesame oil.

I asked a question about grilling fish on twitter and didn't get it answered. What the fuck, Albert Burneko?

[Levy signs for Woolwich]

In other news, Flamini is demanding £75,000 a week and Arsenal is going to give it to him.

Only if we hang on to our sense of inevitable doom can we hope to succeed.

I really do think they'll contend for the league this year.

Any self-respecting Gooner under the age of 18 does this, yes.

How does that song Spurs supporters sing go? "Oh When Spurs, Oh When Spurs, Oh when Spurs go marching in..." Is that right?

Come on you fucking Spurs!