Yes.

While I support no-showing in numbers that embarrass a president whose brain is likely rotting from syphalis, I also would’ve been excited if the Eagles signed Kaepernick to one of the one-day faux-contracts that players sign to retire with a team just to have Kaep join the ceremony.

SOMEONE! PLEASE! HELP!

There aren’t enough jerkoff motion gifs in the world for that press release.

eh, we got two cups in two years. We’ll spot the Caps a visit to the conference finals (then kick them in the balls next year).

Caps fans are actually still worried that the Pens are just going to win the next 4 games of the series, and advance 5 games to 4.

Mostly just blame it on the law of averages. Blind squirrel, nut, all that jazz.

look man, this is the third player hes knocked out of the game with a hit to the head, in the last nine games. aston reese has a broken jaw and a concussion, the jaw will require surgery. wilsons been headhunting, blatantly, and to devastating effect, and the NHL is consistently doing nothing about it.

If they didn’t trade him away that pussy Tom Wilson probably wouldn’t be making these hits out there.

You forgot about doppelgang...er.

This “pettifog” insult hurler almost certainly identifies with a Pepefrog

Right, because actual knowledge of something equals loving it and being complicit in it and getting in a closet with it and making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me! We must all pretend we’ve barely ever heard of the things we hate with such fiery passion that nevertheless we can somehow…

Samer is similar to the names Aliker, Identicaler, Matchinger, Duplicater, Carbon Copyer and Twiner. This shouldn’t be such a difficult question to answer.

Can’t decide which version I like more: someone demanding that a dog “checkmate my butt” or someone telling you to “checkmate my butt-dog.”

The guy’s email address is “cncr@verizon.net”

“What kind of name is “SAMER”????”

Pretty sure they allow people from outside the city limits into the stadium as well.

These days?

EXERCISING THE RIGHTS THAT FLAG REPRESENTS IS A TOTAL DISRESPECT OF EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR.

Calculated choice of words in Alabama from the President.