And also, Public Service Announcement: if you think you’re having a heart attack or a serious asthma attack that might kill you, do not wake up your spouse and ask them to drive you to the hospital. CALL 911. The EMTs have the equipment to save your life if it comes to that, and your spouse does not, and especially…

I move for a bad court thingy.

I love Dhani’s face all through that solo. Just sheer joy.

Jaysusfuckingchrist, Bill is 65. 65 is not old. If you’re 22, maybe. If you’re 76, like me, 65 is not old. Sit down, punk.

It may be because I’m super-old, but one of the first things I remember about the Gates Foundation after it formed was all the mosquito netting it provided to countries in Africa and its dedication to family planning. This isn’t just another Bezos, folks, even if you do not like the man.

I don’t listen to her, either, but it doesn’t bother me for other people to like her music. It’s funny when people feel the need to make sure everyone knows they don’t like something. It’s like, ok, who cares? It’s even more funny when it’s not enough for someone to say that they don’t like something - they need to…

You know I wish Waititi would just bring back Ray Stevenson to do a different version of his Blackbeard from BLACK SAILS. Stevenson has proven over and over that he can do both menacing and hilarious, and maybe a combo of those is right for a Waititi film. (The BLACK SAILS version was obviously 95% menacing and just 5%…

Did he ever download a car?

On the plus side: at least it wasn’t anybody I take seriously or have invested a bunch of respect in.

I worked at a thrift store for years, and almost all of our resellers were low income people. It’s a lot of work for a small margin, and frankly if you’re already affluent it would not be a good hustle.

I love dogs to bits, but if you’re paying four, five, or even six figures for an inbred version instead of saving a pup from the local shelter, you’re nuts.

now we’re all imagining sex with a 60-year-old.

Kaavia is a very cute baby but can we stop pretending like celebrity babies are somehow more expressive and interesting when non-celebrity babies are basically the same? Every celebrity baby/child is growing up with the idea that they are somehow sooooo unique and special and cool and what kind of an adult does that…

Who knew you could get CTE just from commentating on MMA?

Say what you want but at least he won’t be hit with the really annoying “cleaning fee” charge

There is no denying that Elgort is conventionally attractive

FFS, have you not learned that you need to do your captions in order so we know who these people are?   Left to Right people, left to right. 

“I’m just a regular guy with no super serum. All I have are my wits and this $45 billion suit and this unbreakable shield and the power of flight and this drone filled with plot tech and my best friend that is a 100 year old super soldier.”

Sure, but there are also people who don’t go to bars in the first place specifically because they can’t or don’t want to be around alcohol. “Just don’t drink if you don’t want to” is easy for some people but impossible for others.