How does she figure? She did a miniscule amount of time in 1991 for tax evasion. Let me guess—as a side hustle, Lords also presented herself as a CPA and mishandled Lynn’s taxes? Cause that’s the only way I can square this.

Joan also managed to snark UNICEF in that very special way only Joan can. 

Yeah how much did the staff of Jezebel raise for charity yesterday?

I’m all for snark but come on, every single article I’ve seen on here lately is just shitting on people. The cast of Pitch Perfect (a movie I enjoyed, please don’t come for me) raised $5,000 for singing for a few minutes. They are literally (probably) at home doing nothing and they managed to raise $5,000. If I could…

Megan this is so beautifully written and very evocative. That apartment sounds amazing (both the funeral parlor one and the new one!). Also congratulations! I got my first solo apartment at 24 and have been living gloriously and ecstatically alone for 22 years since. It is so freeing! The downside might be that I can…

I’ve lived alone for 12 years. It’s pretty glorious. I did have a summer roommate two years ago and she was great (worked longer hours than I did, gone most weekends) but it really got to me how she never pulled the shower curtain closed after use. (That’s how you get mold!)

If you want to see what Katy Perry’s baby room looks like, I mean, sure, I guess, here you go. [People]

Fair point, tall blonde and slim is clearly not a brave new standard for Hollywood. I will say, though, that 6'3" is so tall for a woman that I’m sure women that height get treated unkindly, are subjected to stares and comments virtually everywhere they go, and many men who are under 6'3" (the vast majority) wouldn’t…

A bitchy compliment towards Taylor Swift yet the transphobic Cardi B is praised by a trans woman.

I’m an old, but it takes courage for Swift to make a clear statement like that. Most celebrities get mushy-mouthed about politics, which is understandable due to the potential of alienating a significant sector of the public and their livelihoods. Swift will lose many country fans for this (yes, she still has country…

You know what’s good feminism? Not shitting on women for using their platform for good.

Yeah, fuck Taylor Swift for trying to get her fans to vote in a timely manner to have their voices heard, amirite? Who the hell does she think she is, being all influencing and popular and with a loud voice on social media, trying to get people involved so we don’t have another 4 years of Donald Trump. The unmitigated …

“Bravely” huh?

I know we’re all about the snark here, but sometimes it puzzles me why some women are lauded and others are mocked, no matter what they do. If, say, Zendaya was talking about anxiety being perceived as a “loser”, first hooking up with girls, realising she’s non-binary and queer, first having PIV-sex with her future…

Alya was the misdirect — Fitz couldn’t be found, as there’s no way for the Chronocoms to have Pym Particles and make it into the Quantum Realm. What they were blocking was where Alya was - because that was the actual lever, which would force Simmons to give up the mission.

Not to argue with the sentiment itself, but isn’t the expression “[someone]’s bitch” kind of misogynist?

yeah, this is not cute

I’m always amazed by the people who feel like it’s their “right”, by which I mean their preference, to refer to other people however they want (without being called out for it). Like, do these people not understand the difference between rights and common courtesy? I could call everyone I meet “Fuckface Dickfingers”,…

I didn’t like that ‘They were Henry’s friends, too’ line at all. They really weren’t. Did I miss something? Have they ever even hung out? I thought he got killed right on the cusp of his face turn.