This is where feminism is headed, people. Take a good hard look at this comment.

The greatest assumption I face is probably that I'm dumb as a rock. Which is kind of neat, because the bar is set so low- if I can form a sentence, people are impressed. It sounds like a lazy way to think, but it's the truth.

Dave is not a rapist. The story of the masseuse was fabricated. On our show, many of the stories we tell are 1) altered greatly to protect the privacy of the people we speak of, and 2) often just straight up lies to provoke a reaction from our co-hosts and listeners. It's dumb. It's immature. But that is our fucked-up…

Officially, we don't. Personally, I do.

I disagree pretty strongly here. Rape is a seriously underreported and underprosecuted crime, but if we take restroom scribblings as criminal evidence, it would be incredibly, incredibly easy for someone to abuse the system or implicate innocent people out of a desire for revenge.