I looked forward to inviting Tony into my home on many a Sunday night. Parts Unknown was like a soothing balm on thoughts of yet another dull work week yet to come.

I thought it was best to drink liquids that are as close to body temperature as possible for maximum hydration.

Hey now, he actually did a reverse layup last night.

No wonder you’re broke.

Not very efficient, are they?

Not yet!

I bet you’d play the shit out of “Minority Purge Simulator 2018".

He’s going to be in the room when this all goes down, isn’t he? You can’t make this shit up.

“Poor man’s Nic Cage”

Okay, Bootlicker.

I just want to know who the fuck is Tommy?

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I don’t think it’s as unpopular of an opinion as you may think.

Jenny’s gotta be in her fifties by now. Not much tread left on those tires, I suspect.

I threw up in my mouth a little when she started “rapping”.