I'm charmed.

Ragged? If four hour work days make someone ragged, then I guess Trump is.

It's not how long they're baking, it's what they use to stir the batter.

"With a capital T and that rhymes with T
and it stands for Trump!"

Cannibalism? Really, that's where you're going to go with that bit?

That is a splendid Spalding Gray impression, but I'm such a big fan of his that I'm excited for another.

Wow! Swimming to Cambodia, Stop Making Sense, Jiro and The Kid Stays in the Picture - that's a great lineup of episodes.

I think that means Yes!

First thought: How would one "capture" the Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy game?

It's a gorgeous album with a stunning number of magical songs.

Excuse me stewardess, I do

Salt?! Of course!

I thought I was a Sorkin fan until I saw how good West Wing was in Seasons 6 and 7 after he had left and how awful the Newsroom became the longer he stayed.

Okay, but only if you tell me that you aren't that dumb.

"Come over here and let me finger fuck you…no, just your actual fingers"

All this margarine talk is making me HORNY!

He definitely comes off as a prickly pear…but one who is trying to be thoughtful about how he comes across to others and is kind of working on it, but also - hey this is who I am!

I like your user name. That is all.

"They’re just strident and they don’t listen. There’s no dialogue anymore."

That's a whole lot of defensive misdirection by him without ever stating "I did not rape people, nor sexually harass people."