That's what movie stars are - they play themselves in every movie.

Le Petomane est mort?!?

Too many hard, pointy thing to land on. I call this unsafe at any speed.

#1 question: How hard do I have to work it?

It's not about the ornate Italian tile work or the hand woven tapestries…it's about the fucking bands!

Now I have that song in my head. A sincere thank you.

I really enjoyed First Avenue. Lots of great shows and great memories.

Maybe this will be fun

Boy lighting and makeup make a big difference don't they.

That was lovely. Great interpretation.

Why couldn't John Travolta be killed and we get to see his wife avenge him?

Oh, you're not too dumb to appreciate the kindness of responding, because that was, obviously, not intended.

Shawshank isn't the best movie of all time, it's the movie that lots and lots of people can agree is pretty good.

It's not sexist or insulting to state that if the people who ranked movies on IMDB reflected the proportions of the actual populace that they would be different than they are now, because it almost certainly would be.

I thought they were both pretty awful.

Well done.

I just don't see JGL being a great Sandman, so I'm not that sad to hear this.

Glad to see Wendell getting work, but hate to see him portray the sleaziest, dumbest, worst excuse for a Supreme Court Justice in history.

Conan seems like a nice person and I'm glad he is in show business.

Those special effects should have had a trigger warning.