This idiot could fuck up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

Poop is just poop, maybe there’s a little Mexican food spice from the night before, sure. Puke can be anything and everything....you’re so right

not when you’re a parent. Poop just doesn’t do much to me anymore.

Nope nope nope. Puke. Hands down. A crap is a crap is a crap... It might be more liquid than solid, but it’s generally the same.And poop doesn’t necessarily have to stink. You might give a little sniff sniff and figure something is out of the ordinary but it’s generally not overpowering.

Yeah. They are the 60 million stupidest people on the planet. I agree completely.

He is exactly the President ISIS (and Putin of course) were hoping for.

Sigh.

Thanks a lot; I did as you suggested and now I can’t go back to Aeropostale.

If you’re a dude and you’ve never stood naked in front of a full length mirror while shaking your hips and flopping your dick around I don’t know what you’ve been doing with your time but it has not been well spent.

It’s amazing that this cycle has been happening since, what? Rome? Youd think the more well-off of us would try to be a little nicer or fly a little lower, lest they eventually find themselves a head shorter.

For a guy born into immense wealth and privilege, he sure is obsessed with telling everyone else with how shitty and terrible the world is.

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

What the fuck planet are you living on?

‘Regressive Left’ is the most non-sensical oxymoron I’ve ever heard.

I had the same thought. Feminism means protecting fetuses! And lower taxes! Feminism means never having to say Happy Holidays! My local diner serves Pepsi products instead of Coke, and every time I go I’m like “excuse me, I’m a FEMINIST.” Feminism is against net neutrality because women can profit from monopolies…

Why did you click on it?

Yes, he believes the rest of the world had a nuclear arsenal and mutually assured destruction existed in 1945.

Actually, the only two bombs the US had were the ones dropped on Japan. There was no third, no backups. If Japan hadn’t surrendered it would have been months before a third could be assembled.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the car fell in
And I would have liked to have known you
But it was just a vid
Your engine hydrolocked long before
Your legend ever did