It’s amazing that this cycle has been happening since, what? Rome? Youd think the more well-off of us would try to be a little nicer or fly a little lower, lest they eventually find themselves a head shorter.

For a guy born into immense wealth and privilege, he sure is obsessed with telling everyone else with how shitty and terrible the world is.

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

What the fuck planet are you living on?

‘Regressive Left’ is the most non-sensical oxymoron I’ve ever heard.

I had the same thought. Feminism means protecting fetuses! And lower taxes! Feminism means never having to say Happy Holidays! My local diner serves Pepsi products instead of Coke, and every time I go I’m like “excuse me, I’m a FEMINIST.” Feminism is against net neutrality because women can profit from monopolies…

Why did you click on it?

Yes, he believes the rest of the world had a nuclear arsenal and mutually assured destruction existed in 1945.

Actually, the only two bombs the US had were the ones dropped on Japan. There was no third, no backups. If Japan hadn’t surrendered it would have been months before a third could be assembled.

wait...what? I just want to make sure Im hearing what I think: you think we had a nuclear inventory when we dropped fat man and little boy?

Raph was my scroll turtle since his weapon was pure shit. In doing so, this made Mike totally useless as his weapon was almost as shitty.

Both of them, to be honest. I don’t really like that cross-pollination in my media; if I want skimpy outfits, I can browse some porn. It certainly soured Warrior Within for me; I didn’t go into Prince of Persia to be greeted by a woman wearing what appears to be half a dozen strings of liquorice.

Sorry, but that outfit just ensures I’m not going near this game.

The one pleasure I can take is that for all their money and power, these people seem miserable. They are pathetic.

It will be interesting to see how the Trump team handles this now that Bill Clinton/emails/BENGHAZI (!) are no longer pertinent deflections.

I have a co-worker who, after Trump won, printed this out and hung it on the wall. He’s one of a very small number of Trump supporters around here. He became upset when he realized *someone* drew a Hitler mustache on Trump. He’s still trying to figure out who would do such a thing and has accused almost everyone in…

Don’t be silly.

Ms. Crowley, you won’t see the White House
Ms. Crowley, it now belongs to the louse
Approaching a time that is tragic
He hears the Russins’ call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Peeing with their backs to the wall

This is why Trump is President. There are too many Americans out there that think that the answer to your football team losing a game is to destroy the TV on which you watched the game.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the car fell in
And I would have liked to have known you
But it was just a vid
Your engine hydrolocked long before
Your legend ever did