You need to grow up, little boy. Youre wrong. Deal with it. Get a life.

Shut the fuck up and get a life, idiot.

You dated Newt Gingrich?

But the pubic hair and nipples weren't what made those photos so fucking creepy. It was the clearly gross male gaze that they were shot with (Looking at you, Uncle Terry!).

You should tell her that if your uncle dies, the family will be putting her down at the same time.

And the little Frenchman went oui, oui, oui all the way home.

No. The government is not forcing your grandma to make cakes for gay people. Your grandma chose to sell cakes, and the government is allowing her to conduct business provided she abides by the law which says she cannot discriminate. If she wants to discriminate against gay people, the government can say she is…

I have no sympathy for these people. That airport has been there far longer than they have. And if anything, jets have become MUCH quieter over the past 10 years as old low-bypass powered planes like the 727, DC-9, DC-8, 707, and early MD-80 series planes have been phased out of service.

Whenever someone brings up the 3. Reich and it's warcrimes just because i'm german i automatically have to assume that that person is uneducated and just doesn't know more things to say to us Germans.

Kirkland's Grain Free saved my sanity. My dogs have digestive issues so we went grain free, but then they were getting skin allergy issues and the more "good" foods we tried to find to address both the $$$$ it got. I love my animals, but I also have 3 kids to feed and clothe. I have to be reasonable. Kirkland's was…

If I had the money and wanted to look like an heir or unscrupulous businessman, why not. The plebes won't know its new, and the money you save from new will fund a lot.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

Somewhat related, but I am a competitive body builder so I drink a lot of breast milk and steroid cycle and have now started producing breast milk myself. Is the breast milk I produce (as a roided up man) as nutritious as a woman's breast milk? Can I feed it to a baby?

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And goddamn is she aspirational for 50+ women or what?

If I could look like anyone other than myself, I would look like Monica Bellucci. And I would cease to have a life because I would stay home staring at myself in the mirror all day.

It's a spectrum!

1. Save an empty Big Gulp cup from 7-11

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

He sounds awful. Major points for your wife for not strangling him.