Let's call her the Ancient Mariner from now on.

To be honest, I actually prefer the anti-choice people who are just flat-out opposed to all abortion. At least these people can pretend to sincerely believe that abortion is straight-up murder and have a justifiable excuse (in their minds) for opposing abortion. Everyone else who is okay with what they ostensibly…

Sounds like a fucking party in my book!

Actually bigger is most ways. I looked into that because after seeing them in person and barely being able to tell the difference between them and a full size (and I'm a die hard GM truck guy), I KNEW they had to be bigger than the 88-98 C/K. Looked it up and yep. I'm not 6'10" and 500lbs. I don't need a living room…

I'm impressed you didn't excrete something more pungent into his shoes. He kind of deserves it.

I don't trust anyone with a coffee habit that they cannot replicate at home.

Good lord, seriously.

THIS. I've *never* understood this. I'm a programmer with a college degree working for what anyone else would consider "good" money...but I don't think it's good at all. I'm not paycheck to paycheck, but I'm also never home. Half the time I'm asked to come in on weekends and work nights because some jackass up the…

I think that collectively deciding A&F isn't cool is one of the best things we've accomplished as a society in the last 15 years.

#TeamNoOne is growing by leaps and bounds these days.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

I've been holding on to this gif for a long time, not sure where I could put it. Now I know. I'll just leave this right here.

If they're giving you something you intend to ingest, it's usually wise to be nice to them.

KID NO

And if they did and had even of a smidgen of the good sense they should they wouldn't eat it. I can't even conceive of what would be done to that pie before delivery.

Bruce Campbell. He knows the difference between playing a conceited butthead and being one.