I've been saying this forever. WHY IS HE EVEN A THING?!! Who likes him? Who votes for him to be on things? Who gives him money? I WANT TO KNOW!

Nick Cannon is horrible. He tries so hard to be funny, but he's just not. It's like he refuses to believe he's not relevant. Marrying a batshit crazy washed up R&B singer doesn't suddenly make you become a part of the Hollywood elite. Go away, Nick.

Irritating definitely. No bricks though.

We had a "Women in Engineering" luncheon at my company, for the women engineers (all twelve of us). The next day there was a guy in line at the cafeteria bemoaning the fact that men don't get "a f*ing lunch." I tapped him on the shoulder and swung my arms around, yelling, "Welcome to your Men's Lunch! Every Blessed…

Yeah. They really just don't sound like great friends to begin with. Could be a win-win for everyone involved.

I think for the Rocketman it's going to be a long, long time 'til test drives bring us around again to find that it's not the modern Mini we thought we knew at all.

Over the course of the next six hours, Defendants subjected Ms. Doe to a series of highly invasive searches, any one of which would have been humiliating and demeaning.

Chelsea Handler is what happens when your alcoholic aunt thinks she's your cool aunt.

Tell that to Sally Hemmings.

I call 100% percent bullshit on that size estimate. That's as big around as my fucking forearm. A regulation softball is 12" around.

When Bioshock Infinite is closer to historical accuracy than a guy on Fox News, somebody isn't doing their fucking job.

DC has a lot of great bars, actually. The problem is that there are a lot of asshole/wannabe alpha male/creepy dudes wandering around that you have to watch out for, which is not inimical to bars but rather everything in the city. If you can handle that, you're good to go. Selection bias takes care of a lot of this…

Hahaha seriously! I'm not even trying to meet anyone (I just like going out and having shenanigans with my girlfriends), which is the one blessing. If I was expecting some kind of love connection in that kind of environment that would just be too depressing.

"My favorite Orientalism/exoticism/racism magician has bad friends. What do?"
"I believe feminism to mean that I can force my aspirations on my friend, and she doesn't want that. What do?"
"A friend gave me a panic attack and maybe plans to do it again. How do I still be friends with an awful person?"

You absolutely have a point regarding both his sincerity and obnoxiousness, but I still do not believe in the slightest that he is a mental health professional.

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You basically just said "I have my own personal comedians, whose job is solely to make me laugh until my sides hurt."

my brothers 06 charger looks very outdated now also