It just stinks that it’s not really available. Lot harder to convince people “If you take ANY advice from me it should be to watch this movie” when that means buying a $50-$75 DVD on ebay. 

While Mr. M Night has given us plenty of reasons to not trust him, you do at least know it’s not going to be the same shit you’ve already seen dozens of times. Nothing makes me feel more like a joyless sourpuss than trying to watch something silly with my wife and halfway through grumbling to myself “Ugh, this is just …

Snappy comeback, a week later! Really stings being dissed by a guy who can think on his feet like that!

I think in that alternate universe, Michael Bay’s “Matrix REbooted: The REvenge of NEO Pt1: Smith REturns” will very easily be understood to be the stupidest movie that ever has or will be made.

“Doing dumbass shit for DEM CLICKZ” isn’t my idea of entertainment, but it is absolutely baked into the DNA of the internet. What irks me about this dumb fartwad is that he created an unguided projectile and was too stupid to think past that. Every man, woman, and child within the radius of where the plane had enough…

I mean, you’ve seen it once then you’ve seen it a thousand times

Because at some point Conor McGregor breaks into your house while you sleep and pees in your sink while both Paul Bros jerk off to completion on your kids and when you angrily confront them they screech “CONTENT CREATED BROS” and then they monetize the videos for a 10mil payday and a faked fight where they rub their…

I’m sorry, but I’ve seen Steven Seagal movies that are more convincing as real-life things that happened when a camera was magically there.

That annoying little shit pretending to get all wound up about gas prices while wearing his $1200 hoodie? Fuck that little twerp.

I mean, he “plays” a “sport” where you can be unable to climb a flight of stairs or stand for 10min at a time and still be pretty good, so.....

I can eat my weight in Taco Bell or White Castle without distress, but the last Arby’s Classic Roast Beef I ate (regular size, no cheez goo, 1 horsey, 1 Arby, as my father taught me) was one of the most off-putting things I’ve ever eaten in my life. I had to take it apart to see if it was a used-up magic eraser that…

The moment a “Large vehicle operated by morons” story is conceived, Those Fucking Guys cry out, as with one voice, and fly at top speed to the internet.

I think it’s mostly the type of person who enjoys listening to too many finance podcasts and if you’re not careful it turns your brain into jumbled mush, then you get business cards that just say “entrepreneur”, then everything you say sounds kind of like a motivational poster with “hustle” becoming your primary noun,…

My friends and relatives who listen to too many finance podcasts are stunned to hear how much the value of our house has gone up in the last couple years, and wonder why we don’t “cash in that asset to reinvest”, and it’s the same kind of thing. All the other houses went up, too.

My sister’s family has 3 Fusions, and convinced my brother to buy one. I guess I’m happy they’re happy? Probably helps they’re coming from a ‘95 Yukon with 300k or a janky flood-damaged Equinox that does all kinds of weird stuff.

Our backup car is granny’s old Chrysler LHS, a car with a Blue Book value of approximately $1k that the parent company hardly makes parts for anymore because they figure they’d all blown up.

Also, I can’t speak for what “Ahildy9815" believes in as a person, but don’t be shitty to them and quote what I said in response. I speak from a lifetime of personal piece-of-shit redneck Michigander experience.

Well, hold on to your tightie whities here, but I’m going to guess that you’ve maaaaaybe read 2-3 comments I’ve made, ever, and for sure haven’t noticed and don’t care who I am. This isn’t very surprising! But that also means you’re picking fights with dudes in the comments with a lot of assumptions! Bad look!

Not sure how agreeing with you hurt your feelings, but I’m glad you cared enough to let me know you didn’t care.

In fairness, I don’t think F1 is that much fun to watch either. Those guys are so good and performing at such a high level, you’re basically just waiting for one of the top 5 guys in the world to miscalculate, or the pit to make a bad call on tires or something.