“What is: Shit that was not written by a woman or a man who has interacted with them, Alex?”

I am very, very out of the game, so it doesn’t mean much.. but if I was on a date and the other person just fucking stared at me when the server came over I’d probably just ask for two apps to go and a split check. We’re both going to enjoy mozz sticks at home way more than each other’s company.

This honestly sounds like the fever dream of the MRA world, and I’d be curious to know what percentage of the activity actually IS those guys LARP-ing as the kind of evil shrew bitch they imagine they’re “up against”.

I’ve got a great idea - he fights both Paul bros. at the same time, kills them both, and a grateful nation rewards him with $200mil. Everybody wins, and he  atones for some of his past misdeeds.

I think that take is a little too spicy, though it’s better than “Technical Ecstasy”, as well as anything else that came after it.

And this is why I ain’t be getting mad when a game I really want is delayed. I’d rather see Horizon: Forbidden West delayed to 2025 than be a janky piece of shit.

Even worse - I worked at THE MALL

I think tiered licensing makes a lot of sense, and that bigger than a Ranger requires a CDL. It’s absurd that a Smart car, the big UHaul, a LaFerrari, and the lifted-est brodozer all require the same certification.

He’s in hog-heaven. An irrelevant barely-Democrat from what is objectively one of the worst states is dictating what the president and the Democratic Party is and isn’t allowed to do, all while creating non-stop campaign ad soundbites.

Yeah, I’m sure pretty much all of the cyclists had “Not having their bones held together with screws aspirations”

I loved the original, and was stoked for this, even with a coat of what looked like “mobile game” paint. But “tower defense” has very badly harmed my stoked-ness. I basically played Brütal Legend in spite of the mechanic, and once I hit one that required real strategy, I noped out of a game I otherwise really enjoyed.

I can’t find the article (and Kinja wouldn’t work if I did), but there was a study where the graph for “I just got bored with white supremacy” and “I got a girlfriend” are the same fucking line. I mean, “Dispatches from the desk of Professor Obvious”, but still, the science is actually there.

If the car is actually in as good a shape as the pic appears, it belongs in the “Museum Of Miserable Shit”, because it looks incredibly well-preserved.

The really confusing thing is he doesn’t actually ever pay anybody. His checks bounce, if he gives you an envelope it’s just a stack of IOU’s, and if you give them your direct deposit they just send you Venmo requests to split lunch.

I mean, if somebody puts a rock through my window to steal 87 cents in change, it’s 100% profit on his end. Not like he has to save up to buy another one and try again.

The problem with “Asshole vs. Asshole” is that one the one hand, I’m glad Asshole lost and is sad, but on the other, I’m deeply disappointed Asshole won and gets to crow about it.

America’s Test Kitchen has a pretty killer peppercorn filet recipe. It’s not reinventing the wheel or anything, but it definitely gives a tender cut the flavor kick in the pants it needs. I tried to link to a ripoff recipe but Kinja gon’ Kinja.

I tried to upload the Simpsons joke, but Kinja is just so broken.

I love that I have the freedom to, and sometimes have, eat Taco Bell, some abuela’s tiny restaurant, and bougie-ass $8-each tacos, all within a 20 min drive. My only real complaint is that it’s actually hard to find a proper terrible midwestern bar white people wet burrito I grew up loving.

I don’t really need to see it, but it’s always hilarious to me to see people try and pretzel fucking food into race-baiting.