Well once we let all the people in there on bullshit weed charges we’ll have plenty of room.

Watchmen Babies in “V For Vacation”!

These people are so addled they think Donald Trump is a smart guy who tells the truth and is rich. Their brain worms are not our responsibility, though they are our problem.

I have a GTI in Chicago (and a Mazdaspeed6 before that), and the only time I can truly give that poor thing The Beans is on-ramps, and that’s not often because the highway’s not much faster anywhere in town. If 225hp FWD barely comes alive at legal speeds, I can’t imagine how frustrated a car with over double that…

I grew up in a town of 5000 people in the boonies of Michigan, and even we had 3 pizza places better than the big chains that all had an outpost in the next town over.

I disagree with “No good looking ‘Vette’s since ‘67", but 1000% agree that the gold-chain-and-Costco-white-sneakers-crowd hating it is a strong endorsement.

You know how you can take a dead body, and use beetles to remove all flesh and sell it, because bones are worth more than a corpse?

When I worked at a used record store, we had a Patton-o-phile on staff who curated a wall of everything we had that he was involved in. Sure as hell can’t accuse the guy of not having varied interests.

Piers Morgan is an asshole about everything, she’s a gigantic asshole about this one thing, but that does still mean they’re both assholes.

So, we have a franchise written by J.K. Rowling, fuckhead, starring (partially at least) Johnny Depp, fuckhead, about Albus Dumbledore, fuckhead?

I think that a lot of people project what they want Bioshock 1 & 2 to mean, and don’t really understand what they mean. But that might also be me, too.

I don’t really want to victim blame, but unless this is your first day on earth you know that Donny Two-Scoops NEVER fucking pays up. He’d put his quarters on a string to use a pay phone.

And I thought they didn’t do a bad job. I’ve seen it done really terribly. I played Far Cry 3 and Deus Ex and the terrible Star Ocean games - those are grating whiny protagonists who are presented as Cool Action Dude in gameplay, then bitch and moan through cutscenes.

Good news: Couple of Nissans come in two-tone

I absolutely adore Bioshock Infinite, but if I had to describe it “You scream at your wizard Disney princess daughter that you just want to escape while you run directly towards danger and slaughter an entire city while eating the entire contents of every garbage can you see, and you have a blender attached to your…

It’s not offensive, but I don’t think it’s very interesting. It looks like An Car from a video game or ad that doesn’t want to pay licensing.

The pandemic helped get me past 1000 hours into H:ZD. I’m not sure where you ran out of gas, but I don’t think I’ll run out of new things to find in this game until the sequel. BoTW coming out so close is the only reason I feel it’s not heralded as a generation-defining masterpiece.

I hope I understood you, I just think that having experienced just a sliver of what was heaped on her, they handled the transition from “Holy shit, I really don’t want to do this” to “Listen buddy, it’s you or me and no offense but fuck you” better than a lot of other media where characters either instantly become…

I’m currently playing through the new Tomb Raiders (finished 2 because it was a PS+ game, almost done with 1, haven’t started 3), and I think they actually handled a response to a pretty extreme situation decently. I used to do nightclub security, and dealt with some surprisingly violent situations for somebody who…

This fuckin’ game is like the perfect example of “Tell me you’ve never played a Metroid game without telling me you’ve never played a Metroid game”