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If only he’d known TB12 electrolyte water cures asthma.

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

He’s was actually just helping the other inmate learn a valuable lesson about leaving a note instead of using the phone.

PHONE CHECK, PEGLEG

Tom Savage and Nathan Peterman are rushing to download the app now. Will keep you posted.

UP YOURS ANDREW- do not wish that! Not on this scum bag, we want him to live forever and ever and ever. I want him suffering nightmares and hatred and ridicule and isolation.

Let us all pray for the speedy removal of this man from this Earth.

Many people are not knowledgeable about how to maximize their score, pay off their debt, or even what their interest rate is or how it works.

Pai strikes me as being one of those guys we hear about who thought Michael Douglas’s “Greed is good” speech in Wall Street was meant to be taken up as an ethos. It doesn’t surprise me that the intended humor of Ron’s extreme libertarianism is lost on him.

“I was frustrated that we were only up by 20 points and that I could have have 10 catches for 169 yards instead of 9 for 147.”

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

Your dog may be a good boy, but you are certainly an asshole. Missed calls don’t justify trying to injure somebody.

is this some type of anti-humor satire?

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

“onions”

This guy must have the biggest balls in the world...