For someone so tall, he punches like a goddamn T-Rex flailing at Herve Villachaize.

Trust the Nonsense

and in a putrid AFC that record currently has them in a wild card spot

Too bad your Pats fandom requires you to love Donald Trump.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Pictured: Curry (left) and Durant.

::sees list::

Note that the top TWO QBs on that list were benched by Bills coaches for worse QBs. Unbelievable how many NFL teams have such consistently shitty management.

Should Gronk be threatened by this? I want to say there’s room for two here.

Someone had the audacity to say there were too many old men on the list...Goldblum gets better w/age.

And the judges’ scores...Life, Life, Life, Consecutive Life Sentences, Life, and Life.

No fanbase deserves the Urban Sombrero more than Buffalo.

Why would a warrant be issued at all? I’m sure you can go to Virginia and find all sorts of crime that people wished was solved and pursued. Here is an alleged “trace” of narcotics on luggage...which has passed through all sorts of hands and storage...if it is indeed even her item at all. You can’t get a cop to pursue…

How’s that Gilmore signing working out??

Choke the Raven nevermore.

These aren’t entertainment complexes. They’re public lands, which people pay taxes to sustain and manage.

With Rodgers out for the season, the the league officials in NY were told to make sure Brady gets to the postseason

Start boiling some salt potatoes and grilling some Hoffmanns motherfuckers.

He also got caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery.

So ... that whole thing about Nev's rumored punch to a woman's face during his Sarah Lawrence College days is true. He was also tossed out of SLC for his actions. Gawker spoke to a few people who were at the party where Nev says he accidentally hit a woman after she wrangled him about the neck with his camera strap,…