Can there please, please, please be a scene where somebody shakes their fist in the air and yells (in a cockney accent): "Damn you, Mary Poppins! Damn you to Hellllllllllllllllllll!!!!"

If they do Doc Savage right, it's really more of a team movie. Part of what made Doc Savage a successful pulp was his eccentric crew: Ham, Johnny, Monk, Long Tom, Renny, etc. How well the movie casts those roles (or if it leaves them out) is gonna give us a pretty big hint at whether or not the film will be any…

If Barbara Broccoli married Lily Rabe, she'd be Barbara Broccoli-Rabe.

Thought balloon above his head in that picture: "I sure hope Coach doesn't decide to become a lumberjack."

Huh. You'd think Trump's daughter's list of "things that annoy me about my father" would be in the following order:

Drahthaar Noir, the favorite cologne of Klingons.

Whoa, slow down everybody. We're all jumping to crazy conclusions that he means Marvel's God of Thunder, when the much more coveted role was to play Thor Heyerdahl's dad in Kon-Tiki.

It means you never know who to run to when the rain sets in.

Yeah, and if the idea is that we're going to promote Margaery's feminism by having her save the much weaker, more easily broken gay man, well, fuck that shit.

You should like that show if for no other reason than it makes ultra-bigot Bill O'Donohue's head explode that it didn't get cancelled.

You will not do, you will not do
Any more, Nancy Drew

If I ran a tv show, I'd name it Christmas, because what network wants the headline: "Fox cancels Christmas" or "NBC cancels Christmas," because that would make them look really, really mean.

She died from licking toxic wedding invitations.

Connie Britton, Adrianne Palicki, Zach Gilford…

The weirdest thing is that ABC kept going and started cancelling shows that don't even exist.

ABC gave all the frosting to Shonda Rhimes.

Shirley Bassey enters stage right:

I wouldn't be so quick to tag TV as having a "queer renaissance." In the span of about three months alone this year, shows have killed off at least 8 lesbian or bi recurring characters. Keep in mind that was out of only about 30 or so recurring LGBT characters currently on tv, so we're talking a bloodbath of nearly…

To quote Sonic Youth, "I Killed Christgau with My Big Fucking Dick."

The Good Wife finale, as scripted by Vivid Entertainment: