Look, I'm not a stickler for Nancy Drew canon or anything, but if they change the kind of dog her neighbors have in The Secret of Mirror Bay or the setting for where her family took a vacation in The Clue of the Dancing Puppet, I will absolutely NOT watch this show.

The whole second half of the finale felt like pointless filler. Why suddenly bring back one of the lesser characters from Season 1 (Sarah Paulson's psychic) in the second half of this season's finale? And for what? Were we supposed to worry about her fate? Pray for her to get comeuppance? Paulson's been great with…

Civil War II. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

Gaga's speech was terrible, but she looked like a million bucks in that black dress.

I hope Hamm turns out to be the hooded figure who's reading from the Book of Premonitions.

Since this is Rupert Murdoch's Nat Geo, expect the first few episodes to be as follows:

Everything's Coming Up Neurosis

Michael Lombardo, HBO President of Programming, would like you to know that while you're eagerly waiting for TD Season 3, HBO will be presenting a two hour live concert special starring the morose lounge singer from Season 2 with a special appearance by a Conway Twitty impersonator.

Ah, that was during Dylan's celebrated William Howard Taft phase. Sure, Slow Taft Coming was one of Dylan's most controversial albums, but his genius is well on display in tracks like:

Stolen?!!!! Well, shit. I'd already wrapped that Woolly Mammoth skull I bought on ebay. I guess Dad's gonna have to settle for a tie again this year.

Who Minds the Mindhunter?

"Say, Doug, I'm still having trouble getting over how JFK was assassinated and also RFK and MLK and Malcolm X. I think I need a drink."

This season it's going to be revealed who Frank is actually talking to in his asides. It's Christian Slater.

With special performances by:

Episode 1 of Season 3 should reveal that Ann Dowd is not only back in Justin Theroux's head, but now stuck in the head of every single character on the show. And if you die and go to the hotel world, you come back with two Ann Dowds stuck in your head.

One of the great tragedies of the twentieth century is that the period never got it's own Schoolhouse Rock song, because there's not a lot you can rhyme with "period."

I think every text should end with "Excelsior!" or "'Nuff Said!"

Fathom Events has lots of great stuff, except when they dip their toes into right-wing teabaggery and Christianist propaganda, which they do occasionally. Some of the "pro-family" events they sometimes push come dangerously close, if not even over the line, of anti-gay bigotry. Which is weird considering the rest of…

That Wes Bentley's character was the Ten Commandments Killer is the most shocking revelation since the Edward James Olmos twist on Dexter.

Leia: "I'm a general, whee!!!!"