I just got off the phone with the zombies and they were disappointed that there wasn't a third person who fell on top of Nicholas when he fell on top of Glenn because that would have been like a turducken.

If we go see this movie the Tower-of-Terrorists will have won.

No, no no. I want a hologram tour of LaWanda Page— as Aunt Esther, as herself in all her foul-mouthed standup glory, and as her character from Shakes the Clown.

"Something "funny" happens, usually to Witchie-Poo, and the episode ends, unresolved."

Goofus and Gallant, cable network edition.

When I read the headline that Tarantino was releasing the film in two versions, I kinda had my hopes up that he was doing a Clue routine with two different endings.

A show about a lawyer?????!!!!

You don't lie, you don't lie, you don't lie.

How soon they forget. "Turning Texas Purple" was the name of the sex-tape a drunken Sue Ellen Ewing made with McDonaldland's Grimace in 1983.

It took awhile before Frances Conroy showed up on Asylum, and I believe she wasn't on the first episodes of Coven. I'm betting she shows up here, too, eventually.

The Emmanuelle series and Doctor Who have a lot in common, as they're both about people who travel around a lot letting people into their box.

They easily overthrew the US military because it's so under-funded. Write your Congressperson now and demand they give the military a lot more money.

While we were watching Fear tonight, we kept talking about how Fear and The Strain have the opposite problem. Fear just rushed over its "LA falls apart" premise (which was one of the promising things about the show— remember the promo teaser with the woman relaxing in her pool while zombies start coming into the…

It's really not so watchable, and don't regret your decision. Unless you're a fan of seeing the main characters bumble through the world's stupidest plan ever, or watching yet another seemingly endless scene where a character's been bitten and has to kill themselves or have someone else kill them (like we've seen on…

Throw in some bunnies and you have Eastbound and Watership Down.

"The pair will be playing a couple of dads…"

Sometimes people who don't get Tom Waits are great. When I was fourteen (and had never heard of Waits), a friend of mine said that somebody had given him an album my friend just couldn't get into. So he gave it to me for free. That album was Swordfishtrombones. I couldn't stop listening to it and still consider…

"I hope the next film I make is a very small, small film…"

Clark: So how was it for you, Lois?

I'll wait for the Fear the Walking Dead Christmas Special featuring zombie Bea Arthur.