OMG I am crying right now! This is real?

Just for my own info; are you drunk?

Best story from the Little House on the Prairie TRUE CRIME files that Laura couldn't (or didn't want to) get published:

White people are enormous.

Murder isn't fightin' tho is it?I suppose you are correct in that 'fighting' does not equal dueling. Nowadays, when 'statute' allows any good citizen to pack heat in most states in the U.S.A. you would think duellos would be more common. Maybe they are and we are all reading the newspapers wrong. Who knows. All I know…

I don't blame you. But that's why Asians are so small. So they can pack them in nice and tight.

Chinese people tend to prefer being in areas where other people are. They have sort of an opposite reaction to wide open or empty spaces from your typical American. Thus the above.

FAP magazine. FitApe magazine? Either works.

David Malki! is specific enough. Thank you!!!

They should change the name of Hot Topic to Rancid Tshirts for sale. I can't say I didn't have one but come on. No one should be allowed to be a teenager anymore. Lets build pods or something to put the kids in.

Which feelings? You hurt my video games feelings? You hurt my childhood? You don't comfort me like my mother did feelings? You don't like the overpowering smell of French fries that wafts from my mattress so I'm thinking you are stuck-up feelings? Please be specific/.

Reasons to write a letter:

Point of Order: why do they call Namor the Submariner? I have never once seen him in or near a submarine.

"Proverbial graves?" Which proverb is this guy talking about. I have NEVER heard anything relating to feminist graves.

They still do it secretly but only real nutjobs get into that. Who would fight a college student? Stupid. I want to fight a Senator over the virtue of my 13 year old cousin who he sodomized and then slandered. Bring back plantations! Bring back my mint juleps. Give me a cigarillo!

Alternative: Rip hard!

Yesssss. Perfect for the snow induced shut-in weekend ahead.

Eyebrows. What do they know and what are they after? Next week on FRONTLINE.

When do they get to this episode?

According to Google it is small, it smells, but it wants to become the size of the Empire State Building and fight King Kong for Fay Wray.