It's OK, just softly ask the next large man you see on the train for a little gentle holding and snuggling up.

Even the quadrapalegic (sp?) can have active sexlives! Good for you.

Maybe you just need more cuddle time.

I have dropped a woman and also knocked over large furniture trying the other version of this.

Only Bad Feminists spread it out on the train.

Oh wait, what about this for 'vastly improved protective suit'

Your brain is broken and you don't work as a person so you should be alone forever. Try that on for size.

Sexless In Seattle

What about fat chicks who spread their disgusting meat rolls all over the place? Ever ride on an airplane stuck between two of those beasts? Stop spreading ladies. It is not your right to take up public space because of your 'body issues.'

Man secret: Guys who are 'big' can cross their legs and all their equipmunk manages to get out of the way by just going down below. Seems like 'smaller' guys maybe are actually abusing the gentle beast when they let their thighs touch.

It's OK, you can be the Cobras. you can even use the Terrordrome if I get to use this:

You guys want to play some GI Joes?

That is kinda gross...

Q: Why do Pokemons have gender?

Mark my words: this is the woman who will be the first female President of the United States. Unless Obama is actually a female. Not sure about that. I can't control what news sites I read on the internets. A series of tubes.

By tops do you mean tops of their bodies, heads, higher functions?

This movie sounds stupid. It isn't as good as his last three movies? Ok. I only liked one of those hint: it has to do with milkshake drinking.

So you assumed for years that someone was guilty of a vile crime but no apology for them? Just a: "You are now guilty of something else so there!"

Maybe this is a good reason why there should be no pardon. Although since Mr. Tranh was an anti-communist maybe I'm talking to the wrong audience. Jezebel readers are all Communists right?

I love how the bombs wiggle before they drop. Sexy.