Philosophy does not equal "historical and cultural trends of human culture."

Because we have no external view. This would be one from an allegedly sentient creature. I'm not saying the answer is definitive I'm just sayin' it would be the first of its kind.

It would be the first non-human input on the whole religion thing. Wouldn't that cause all of our ethical presumptions to have to be thought about in a different light? Seems like the same as talking to aliens.

Sounds like Chuck doesn't know much about Gorillas and didn't bother to check. They do know about death and they do get sad about it. Even dogs do that and Gorillas are dramatically more human-like in every sense. Tell the Gorilla. Tell her all about it. Of course Koko has feelings. Tell her about Jesus and the…

Yeah, why is washing yourself considered weird? Why are our butts staying dirty all day when for only 12 cents a day they could be clean?

All alone on the Green Line in DC at night. I was drunk. I was wearing a leather jacket. The last thing I remember for a 3 hour window of time is deciding I would slide down the metal strip between the escalators. That strip is long. It is probably a 4 or 5 story drop. There are round metal plugs sticking out of it…

You will lie on the dilithium couch human and become part of the Borg.

Pears Soap? Give me a break buddy. Cultural Studies went out the window about three months ago.

Are you kidding? Resistance is the only way to get probed. I guess it depends on your 'turn ons' and how you feel about voting democrat.

We need to review the contracts. We are the Borg.

Yeah, 'reasonable doubt' doesn't always come across as reasonable when the lawyering talent is unbalanced in a case. They should pay public lawyers a LOT more.

What about an intellectually stupid but motivated in his career attorney who only does animal rights cases? Can that be the character?

Trigger Warning: I am a lawyer and I have practiced in Georgia

Hilarious because Cecil Moore admitted that no lawyer could defend someone accused of rape if they hadn't raped a woman themselves. Good stuff. Wrong guy. I am thinking of someone else. trying to delete this.

The Robert Evans thing about the horse is probably the best football commentary you have ever written. Keep up the good work. I am deadly serious about that.

is weed paleo?

Or Classical is 3 and Opera is 11. Drew is confused.

Can the US Supreme Court still ban all Florida marriage?

Same term and it CAN be done.

Naw dog, it's not bronzer and lube, it's Tanning Oil. Get some of that sunshine.