Ever since we realized that catching a malefactor wasn't as simple as throwing them in the water to see if they floated, we had to turn to science.

This guy is Superman. Everyone else is a feeb.

Yeah, why is washing yourself considered weird? Why are our butts staying dirty all day when for only 12 cents a day they could be clean?

All alone on the Green Line in DC at night. I was drunk. I was wearing a leather jacket. The last thing I remember for a 3 hour window of time is deciding I would slide down the metal strip between the escalators. That strip is long. It is probably a 4 or 5 story drop. There are round metal plugs sticking out of it…

You will lie on the dilithium couch human and become part of the Borg.

Pears Soap? Give me a break buddy. Cultural Studies went out the window about three months ago.

Are you kidding? Resistance is the only way to get probed. I guess it depends on your 'turn ons' and how you feel about voting democrat.

We need to review the contracts. We are the Borg.

Yeah, 'reasonable doubt' doesn't always come across as reasonable when the lawyering talent is unbalanced in a case. They should pay public lawyers a LOT more.

What about an intellectually stupid but motivated in his career attorney who only does animal rights cases? Can that be the character?

Unless you are wearing these you really aren't doing it right. Plus, check out the tiny locks. Who are you to judge my sexual fetishizing?

Come on, he is showing you his sword. Just pull it out.

You CAN get away with it sir. Stop living your life based on what other people think about your fashion choices.

Why you against tall men? I thought this whole article was about height not being a good subject to base discrimination on.

Trigger Warning: I am a lawyer and I have practiced in Georgia

Hilarious because Cecil Moore admitted that no lawyer could defend someone accused of rape if they hadn't raped a woman themselves. Good stuff. Wrong guy. I am thinking of someone else. trying to delete this.

The Robert Evans thing about the horse is probably the best football commentary you have ever written. Keep up the good work. I am deadly serious about that.

is weed paleo?

Or Classical is 3 and Opera is 11. Drew is confused.

Can the US Supreme Court still ban all Florida marriage?