Self-love, My Liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglect.
God! GOd! Why should they mock poor fellows thus?
buttcheeks ring equals the 'Ring of Power.'
Trimmed nails are essential when stimulating the male prostate.
Funny that some early condoms were actual food items; sausage casings. Some folks still use sheep intestine I think. Not sure about that but non-latex condoms are probably food-safe.
So Waldos beat MU? I am shocked. Shocked that a couple of fat men off any random street put that team to shambles.
I wonder if the red one had anything to do with Upton Sinclair's WW2 era series. If you love Game of Thrones and you hate Hitler you will get a kick out of those books.
Kannibal Killer Strikes Again! Devours Indonesian Children!
They should. I am a lawyer.
This is actually an acceptable form of TSA search but only for children under 6 years old and people in wheelchairs.
Pro Tip: If someone from the TSA tries to put a digital computer in your butthole even if it is wearing a condom you should probably call a lawyer.
Love it. I am a 'Florida Lawyer' and I have a case over the last year where opposing counsel is a "high-profile" Colorado attorney. It is great. He is so polite. I love working the case because I know I can rely on his representations.
Those aren't 'probes' buddy. Those are gloved fingers.
No, not some MythBusters studio-set attempt. I mean real honest-to-God science tests. Next time you are on a commercial flight not next-time-you-are-in-a-simulated-environment. Do it. For science sir.
$44,000,000.00 is a lot of money my friend. Roger Goodell needs that money. He NEEDS it man! Don't try to mess with that money. That is just his yearly take from last year. He needed that money. He already spent it all. Don't try to screw with that money.
You can check. They did a study in the Lancet.
No one seems willing to acknowledge this program as the modern equivalent of Tolstoy. This is art. It is a pure reflection of modern society and man's place in this particular part of the universe.
Actually, I think he was in the process of trying to "hose down' the entire plane. For safety reasons.
Yes. It is called fear of black people and poor people.