See this needs to be the key distinction. No one thinks that the Browns or Lions were trying to lose. Oh no, they were trying to win and still went 0-16. That takes a far more convincing degree of bad. Having the head coach in on it and running vanilla stuff that opposing teams can spot, limiting what’s installed…

I can already envision the vertical-oriented youtube vids of people burning their Cleo Lemon jerseys.

Does the woman with a bag over her head also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

It takes real dedication to the paper-bag-over-the-head shtick to sport one when the heat index is 102 degrees.

There aren’t going to be any wheels of justice turning, because she’s chosen to file a civil suit instead of involving the police. Unless one’s definition of justice is a months-long protacted negotiation between two sets of very well-paid lawyers discussing what amount between $1M and $2M of Antonio Brown’s money…

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

I swear to fucking God if the Steelers go 0-16 with Roethlisburger out and the Dolphins win a game in December that they have no business winning, I’m going to lose my goddamned mind.

That’s some out-of-this-world reporting!

Jalen Ramsey about to follow the Antonio Brown playbook directly out of Jacksonville to a real team, smiling the whole way

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

Chief Wigwam couldn’t hurdle a single row let alone break up a beer fight. Blue seats matter.

These young football players just don’t want to live enough!  

Clearly the downfall of the local police didn’t help matters much...

From the New Scientist write-up:

Hey Actually Guy, it’s “well, to be fair Guy” here.

The state of Florida could use a professional football team.

Hey, it’s me again, Actually Guy, dropped pearls of unrequested and questionable wisdom.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

i’m a big picture kind of guy. that speech was seen by millions of people. MILLIONS OF LIVES FOREVER CHANGED.