“Lastly, I don’t think any person would have chosen Hillary as a paragon of virtue and human decency.”

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Not useless, just not nearly as clear at first glance as it could have been. Honestly, a tiny change - flipping the scale with the 1 on the right and adding a small “Rank” label - would’ve made this map much more clear.

I said right there in my post why: I personally find it more interesting to watch someone play a game how I would play it (i.e. In the intended order of events, without glitches), but better and faster. I also said specifically that I’m not making any judgement about how a speed run should be done. I never said it…

On top of that, Gmail natively supports the ISO8601 format, so you can use:

This isn’t humblebragging, it’s plain bragging. A humblebrag would be more like, “I don’t know what to do with the extra time now that I’ve cut a minute off my mile.”

Yeah, it’s really more of a teaser than a trailer. A real trailer will come, eventually. I’ve been working on this game for 18 months, and Tom came on board about 10 months ago. We’re nearing a state where the game is ready for limited public testing, so we wanted to let the world know that it existed. We also wanted…

Warning: NSFW if your work disapproves of goofy cartoon nudity or magical poof cloud birthings.

Officers called in to inspect a broken Coinstar machine...

lol well Im just making it clear. You know how some people can be on these post/forums etc

There’s a lid on the bucket, so you wouldn’t know what it is.

I was a bit disappointed when I watched the video and saw he was loitering around the back of the truck for a while. I was hoping it was a heist of Groundhog Day level perfect timing.

FAZOLIS! I haven’t seen one of those in years

Sorry, meant debt. Not deficit. I looked up one and used the other term like a fool.

This is a sincere question: is your personality as a writer a character, do you happily ignore reality, or are you really as huge of a hypocrite as you seem to be, or is it some combination of those?

Full benefits with 20hr/wk average

Pretty much this. You can tilt at windmills all you want, but there are far better, bigger and more deserving targets for scorn than Starbucks,

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Doesn’t really go with my favorite voice line of his, “Young punks, get off my lawn.” The only voice line I use.