So if he was ahead of the ball there, he would’ve been offside?

/sigh

You know he eats his own shit, right?

Where does the 65 people being paid full-time salaries figure come from? Because there’s likely a lot of that work that could be/or is being done by unpaid interns.

Right. MLS doesn’t compete with top European leagues and Liga MX in pay, but can usually outdo South American leagues for salaries (and usually quality of life). MLS has 24 players from Argentina, 15 from Brazil, 15 from Colombia, 4 from Uruguay. The focus is on offensive-minded players, which are harder for the US to…

Perfect landing spot for him. 3 and D is far more atypical at the 1 and 2 spot than at the 3, but extremely useful in particular for the needy bucks who shelled out ridiculous money for Delly. This super versatile, young frontline: Giannis(1/2/3/4), Middleton (2/3), Parker (3/4), Maker(4/5) lineup with a physical…

what about danks?

Couldn’t be more wrong about Lamela, he is a crucial part of this team.

who gives a shit if they are the school colors

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

Yep. And A-Rod, and Roger F%$&ing Clemens, too. We’ll just ignore the fact that there were damn near no rules, and certainly no enforcement and a top-down nudge-wink culture, prior to 2003; and that there were never any other links whatsoever between Ortiz and PEDs; and admit that even with all that it still takes…