Finally a Ryder Cup team that represents America as it really is.

There’s no way this story is true. Chris Dudley couldn’t defend shit. 

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

I know Uncle Drew just came out, but you’re giving way too much credit to NBA players’ acting chops.

When the Cavs called, Thibodeau said he’d only trade Jimmy Butler if he got back 2 first round picks, LeBron James, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Mo Williams, and that up-and-coming 3-point shooter, Boobie Gibson.

when the Lions had players put their hands in a box and figure out what they were touching.

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Exactly this. Every time I watch this guy talk I think “I know people like you and none of them would remember the people they ruined because they could.” Your family being rich shouldn’t allow you to live at the expense of others, but that is where we live.

You know he’s a liar when he parsed his meaning of sexual assault on Fox. What planet are you on?

The thing that makes me the most angry is that Dr. Ford was able to compose herself and come across as very credible, while her fucking sexual assaulter turns on the fucking water works like he’s the real victim here. It’s absolutely infuriating. This guy is a fucking embarrassment. 

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

We’ve had many low points in this country over the last two plus years, with irreparable damage done to millions of people, in all demographics (with the exception of white, straight males, of which I am one). That hearing is in the top 5 lowest moments, potentially the lowest moment. The fact that a woman, an…

Right now, the man the GOP has nominated for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is shrieking about shadow conspiracies and retribution. Just a model of sober-minded jurisprudence on display. 

First you have to buy the tweet dinner.

When Kelsi spoke of, “wasting another year of my life on a sociopath,” I think was referring to Jace’s hot takes on: air conditioning (no); chicken (boiled).

The White Sox minute is a lot darker than I remember.

No, for the same reason as Portnoy doesn’t get to use “that was in the past!” as an excuse.

This is what diversity naturally fixes. Rather than having to ask yourself “Is this fucked up?”, you have a friend/colleague/person looking at your phone to say “Yes, white cis male. It is.”.

Well, there’s a great deal of difference in making crude and hateful jokes on a comments page and the kind of things Kavanaugh has been accused of doing.  We can perhaps give Kavanaugh some sort of exemption for the Renate Alumnus yearbook statement or immature things he might have said.  But that’s not all we are…

Did I miss the part where Kavanaugh accepted his shittiness in a real, unequivocal way and acknowledge the people he’s hurt? Because as far as he can tell, he’s still lying and obfuscating.