All I could think was “go home, Anne, you’re drunk.” If all I consumed was 3 glasses of wine and an Emergen-C packet, I’d be passed out naked in a plate of cheese fries, not crackers and a cheese smear. Her food log is missing the coke and/or adderall.

True, when I look at my diet during my busiest time of the year, it’s not great. But that being said, the excessive vitamin use seems problematic.

I calculated it out: 949 calories if I give Anne the benefit of the doubt and say she ate a whole 1 oz of cheese and 5 saltines.

I mean, I read it as that being what she ate one day during Fashion Week, aka the craziest time of year for the editor of a fashion mag. The wine was probably served at runway show parties. It might not be necessarily be indicative of her actual diet.

I’m no doctor but I’m going to make a bold statement: I’m not sure that this diet has a healthy amount of calories in it. There. I said it. I know, that’s a controversial view.

“Do your job.” Bill B.

“It’s not my job to do that!” may have worked at Penn State, but this is the NFL, Bill.

And what are you even saving timeouts for? Even if the Pats later had to punt, DeShaun Watson was not marching them 80 yards in 30 seconds.

“It’s not my job to do that,” O’Brien said...Except, yes. It 100 percent is. Any coach in this league worth his salt knows this, and calls that timeout. It is a situation that crops up pretty frequently—there’s a reason the Patriots were hustling to get the next play off...

“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid

Private chefs to put a Red Baron in the oven for me?!  Being rich sounds awesome!

And I 100% believe the Venn diagram between “dead letter writers” and “MAGA chuds” is a circle.

Of all the racists, sexists, pedophilia apologists, Boston fans, just all the worst people imaginable; Drew walks away from this Dead Letters as the villain. 

What the hell, Drew? The man just wants you to help you make a good burger! Don’t big time the guy.

You may not be familiar with american football - there is a common maneuver called a ‘tackle’, in which you use your body weight to force a player on the other team the ground. This is a normal and expected part of the game.

This actually makes perfect sense now. Considering how many of the league owners are dim witted MAGA dolts (redundant, I know), clearly they don’t believe in any form of science, be it physics or neurological.

...while Blues winger Vladimir Tarasenko said Ramsey’s boast “de-classes our sport.”

According to the arresting officer, the DA declined to press charges, both because (1) Salazar didn’t actually steal anything, and (2) there was no evidence, other than the “voice ID,” so this wasn’t a priority case. Plus, Salazar was a 19-year old kid studying at Columbia, not some hardened criminal. There’s…

I don’t know why you’re so sure she lied about being Jewish. Her story is that she uncovered her Sephardic heritage when her father died. That led her to Israel, which in turn led to her 180 on Palestine. Her own mother confirmed that her father was of Sephardic Jewish ancestry—something the NY Times saw fit to…

This is beneath Deadspin. Tablet doesn’t “have it out” for Salazar by reporting her lies any more than the New York Times “has it out” for Trump by publishing the anonymous op-ed. Tablet’s a good, nonpartisan publication, that did some very important reporting by uncovering that, among other things, Salazar openly…