Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Yeah as a Cubs fan, I was almost conditioned to hate him and I did, the entire time he wore a Cardinals uniform. I also respected the hell out of him, which is more I can say for the guy who has been behind home plate for what feels like 30 years for the Cards.

That is the home run that ruined the career of Brad Lidge. Only had one resurgence in 2001

I hate the damn Cardinals, but this is the one thing I will for sure never forget about Albert Pujols:

I think that the believe that only “evil” people commit acts like this keeps victims from being believed actually.

The idea that child molesters were all molested themselves is a corrosive and false idea that discourages victims from telling anyone what happened to them, lest they be branded a future pedophile for life.

I think that the believe that only “evil” people commit acts like this keeps victims from being believed actually.

Mental health professional here. Thank you for your courage in sharing your story and being brave enough to make an impossibly difficult decision. May your family find healing from this difficult situation. 

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

 ESPN is a trader to this country.

looks like espn’s never heard of the first amendment

Can’t wait to see all the genius legal minds complain that ESPN is violating their civil rights and anti 1st Amendment.

White anxiety over identity is so real and toxic. These people are actually doing all this shit and enacting all this policy because they’re afraid of America becoming a less white nation... in the future... when they’ll all be fucking dead. Despite the fact that we need immigration to keep our working adult populatio…

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

Oh, they must mean cases like Melania illegally working here.

You know, not that Stalin doesn’t have his faults or bad takes, but he’s never been nearly as bad as either Hitler or Mussolini. Or Mugabe. He’s not a dog whistle racist like Hitler, he’s not whatever invectives you’d like to throw at Mugabe (all deserved). And he’s not a pointless contrarian like Mussolini.

Nice try, Dom. I am not listening to one second of SAS.

It’s probably the overselling it that did it.  Cry wolf too often, people are gonna stop believing you...

Not even in this match.  It was open, Mexico went for it, and I think they played incredibly well.  To call them “stagnant” is just dumb.

I realize the theatrics are part of the game and judging by reactions a football stud to the ankle is roughly on par with a sniper round to the back but Neymar’s writhing, recumbent samba had me clutching pearls and subconsciously guarding my huevos. My thoughts were not with Neymar but with humanity and specifically…