Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.

You’d think that winning 5 titles would give Kobe some perspective and composure, but clearly, being an Eagles fan makes giddy children of us all.

I love post playing career Kobe. It’s nice to see him act like a human and not some basketball playing cyborg.

Is there *any* chance that this will make their normal wins any less, well, Philly?

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

And the suggestive, vulgar, and violent lyrics of Country & Western music, I’ll tell you what. What with the “boots up your ass” and all of the day-drinking and bodies like backgrouds and such.

It’s the reverse Process, winning followed by destruction.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Eliminating the Buell line, which appealed to younger buyers with less disposable income, is looking pretty stupid in retrospect.

The only way Under Armour knows how to win is ugly.

Don’t blame the kid(ds), Jason. They’re not failing because they’re self-obsessed millenials who only care about scoring

Consent?

By JJ’s dinosaur logic, cancer didn’t exist until the Roman doctor Celsus* inventedit, as he was the first person to use the word “cancer”. I suppose JJ would also believe that Celsus invented cancer to keep himself in business and it’s all just a conspiracy by doctors to make money off of people.**

“The word basketball wasn’t invented until 1891, so why do I have millions of dollars?”

Also, I don’t think scientists hide the fact they often don’t find complete skeletons. It’s a very specific set of conditions that create a fossil.

HOW CAN I BE TYPING THIS? THE WORD ‘COMPUTER’ DIDN’T EXIST UNTIL THE 1640s!

For example, the word dinosaur didn’t exist until like 1842. There was no word for dinosaur. Then all of a sudden in the next 15-20 years, after this British scientist comes up with this word “dinosaur” and describes it in a medical journal, people start finding fossils.

They sound like a couple of guys who sat in on classes at Duke once every few weeks.

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.