Only for 6 months.

I wonder how many women stay in abusive relationships because they see stories like this and think “A restraining order won’t stop a bullet.” Fucking tragic on every level.

Hank Jr. fans aren’t going to like this comment. There’s too much math involved.

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

He’s like Chris Berman without the Ivy League degree.

Perfect example of the correct message being delivered by the wrong person.

If their records play out, the Jags will go 16-0 and the Pats will go 0-16.

Thank god no one can accuse Cowher of abandoning his craft of riding glory achieved when Kaep was in grade school to fatass paychecks doing jack fucking shit and otherwise talking out the weak side of his mustache.

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.

This is a downer.

Linda Kasabian and Susan Atkins took being in a cult less seriously than your average Nittany Lion Paterno defender.

You could have Paterno and Briles on camera, under oath in front of Congress talking about actively covering up child abuse and rape and it’d change nothing for their apologists.

The program should have gotten the death penalty.

“There are worse things than prioritizing football over the safety of children.”

I say this as an American true and proud...fuck Mark Wahlberg.

But please remember the inviolable rule of Cleveland Browns drafts: It’s not that they make bad choices, it’s that bad things happen to good players after the Browns pick them.

Carton: “Ok, I will buy in for $200,000"

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

This administration is more willing to protect statues and monuments of racists than actual people whose lives are going to be torn apart by this.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.