He had it coming.

I know it isnt likely that the Cavs can put forth that kind of effort again Monday, but can you imagine the pressure on GS if they cant close the Lebronettes out in 5?

That game was so fun to watch. I’ve pretty much been waiting since the Superbowl for a competitive playoff game (I don’t really watch hockey and I guess I missed the Spurs/Grizzlies games), and that game delivered. That last minute was AMAZING. I have no horse in this race, I’m just here for the spectacle, and boy was…

And yet, the Republicans in Congress won’t be even the slightest bit annoyed with this (though a few may pronounce token opposition), even though it yet again neuters the idea that Congress is in any way not just another arm of the White House.

The tone changes as she gets older. It’s rosier when she was young and gets darker and much less romantic as it progresses. By the time they’re in WV, she’s realizing how fucked it all is.

It’s been awhile since I read the book, but I remember it as being a lot less romantic about the immense poverty and fucked up-ness of her childhood. The trailer seems to completely glamorize her childhood in an “adventurous” and “off the beaten path” sort of way instead of how she truly portrayed it - full of anxiety…

You could tell it was fake because Jay-Z is laughing in the presence of Kevin Hart

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

Remember when people were pretending like Golden State wasn’t going to mercilessly sweep Cleveland? That was weird.

DTJ does a slightly modified Murph. It takes him about thirty five minutes to have his manservant bring a gun from his personal armory, get up, take the elevator down to the laundry, and shoot an undocumented Irish person.

both

Well, on the plus side, a black man in America finally survived a traffic stop. Progress!

Officer: Where you coming from?

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

ESPN: Millennials want some youth and diversity to go with all of their hipping and hopping.

This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

I can’t help but wonder how Lavar Ball might be seen differently if he were white and his kids played a sport in which they were less visible, like say, baseball. Would he be perceived in a more favorable light by the mostly white press that questions his character at every turn? 

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.

People didn’t DUI because there were no cabs, or because cabs were only affordable by the one percent.

They did it because booze makes shitty decisions for you.

There was never an excuse for it.