It doesn’t.

This country is fucking stupid. Obama is going to leave with a high approval rating of around 60%, with a majority approving of how he handled major things like terrorism, the economy, and health care. Meanwhile, instead of choosing the candidate Obama endorsed and who promised to build on his legacy, they chose…

Oh how he will be missed. I am so happy I have Friday off of work so I can lounge in my pjs and ugly cry during the inauguration.

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

Considering that we’re about to get a new president who is going to be committing treason on day 1 of his presidency, and the majority of a Congress that is selling this country down the river, yes, Manning’s sentence was excessive.

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

Anyone else think that Trump had no idea who John Lewis is until about 20 minutes after his tweets?

Piers Morgan also had thoughts about Rep. Lewis that he just had to express. Thank goodness for white guys who have opinions about Rev. King that they’re willing to bestow upon us. It’s so strange that the MLK of their imagination always seems to be refusing to confront racism.

I would not be surprised if he hasn’t read a book since he left school.

Trump says he doesn’t read, can’t be bothered. I am convinced his IQ is abysmally low partly for this reason.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

If this wasn’t holding then holding doesn’t exist. He grabbed him around the neck and forced him to the ground just a couple of feet from a sure sack...

While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

It’s almost as great as the King of the Birthers getting upset about “fake news.”

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

On behalf of every American who still wants real journalism and not the sycophantic Trump-humping from the more commercial outlets, thank you, Jezebel. Knowing I have you, Samantha Bee, John Oliver and now the Root working with you these next four years, it makes coping with this orphanage fire of a presidency a…

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

I still can’t wrap my head around Ben McAdoo being 39, because he looks like fucking garbage.