FWIW, the show created by Ken Tremendous had it dead on.

Fuck it, I’m writing in Theo on my ballot on Tuesday. He’s gets shit done.

I am so incredibly thankful that Bartman can finally go outside again.

Theo Epstein said he’d turn the franchise around in 5 years, and in 5 years he’s got them winning the World Series. And he just put himself into the Hall of Fame.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

No jokes: Sports are fucking phenomenal, and this embodies everything amazing about them. I can’t get over this game. And I’m not even a Cubs or Indians fan. It’s just perfect.

You guys, I’m starting to think Doug Gottlieb might be an idiot.

I hope Katy Tur is surrounded by bodyguards all day, I was not there and this was scary, I can not imagine how she felt.

It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.

I will admit it. I have been saying since the beginning that there is no way he will actually be elected. He’s a joke.

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Sometimes we just lie and say we’re in love with him, because we can’t find a better man. And we dream in color, we dream in red - because we can’t find a better man.

Also, note that Ramsower got angry at Crawford for writing a physical memo. Sounds familar right? The Pepper Hamilton report was “paperless”too, Baylor has a lot of practice at this.

A 1 loss SEC team is ahead of a zero loss power 5 team. I can’t even.

Wow...seriously? Texas A&M beat out UW with impressive...I say IMPRESSIVE wins against Prairie View A&M, Arkansas, South Carolina, and New Mexico St.

Desperately making jokes for no compensation other than a brief ego boost, hmm, I don’t know if the Deadspin commentariat is going to relate.

Uncle Rico