Maybe if you can’t handle not harassing women in the workforce today, then you don’t belong in the workforce.

As Patrice O’Neal said, “if you never tell an unfunny joke, you are not trying hard enough to be funny.”

I wonder if Trump will underpay his legal team on their fee since he’s clearly not gonna like the job they did.

Also for reference, even setting aside the fact that the widebody jets of the early ‘80s (DC-10, L-1011, 747, A300, 767) could easily fly into JFK or EWR, even little LGA can and did take the DC-10, L-1011, A300 and 767:

A lawsuit will never happen. Donald Trump would have to be interviewed under oath during discovery.

I sometimes sympathize with the comedians asked to parody this election. How do you parody an election that’s already a parody of the Democratic process? How do you turn ridiculous a candidate that’s already surreal?

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

The single engine that drives his psychology is a desire for dominance. It is about dominance and power. It is being able to walk into a room and take over.

The sweet sound of trumpies screaming how it’s ridiculous that things from 30 years ago are being dredged up. That they should have pressed charges.

We need to understand that this is not a political movement. It is a CULT. Read the warning signs: this was written years ago and NOT about Trump.

I guess you missed that Cueto start and the fact that Moore was almost as good last night.

Javier Baez is the slickest player in the league. Sheffield’s bat with an outstanding glove in the middle infield. He can pretty much play every position aside from catcher or pitcher and even then he seems like he’d be game to try without hesitation. Unreal skill set (best tagger in the game!!!) and yet he was the…

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

It’s almost as though the Trump family’s commitments to progressive causes (or any causes other than the family fortune) are only intended to win votes, and don’t represent ideological commitments at all....

I could be wrong, but i’m begining to think Ivanka Trump may not be a very good person.

We’ll laugh at her, but the “Yeah this white person is evil, but look at this black people thing that you find scary even though it’s not!” strategy has pretty much always worked. So, on a really infuriating and depressing level, I understand why she did it, because more Americans than we want to admit will hear that…

The false equivalencies are making my head hurt. All is not lost though, there are still some (few) sane people in the GOP denouncing this madness:

We need to have a serious conversation about consent in this country, because too many people just don’t get it. And that is completely inexcusable.