less weird than how trump ends up on third

Oh, Ted Cruz. Just when you thought your humiliation was over, things get even worse. You deserve it.

Does it even register with you that Hillary is the one running for president? If anything, people feel sympathetic to Hillary over her husband’s infidelities. Another distinction that seems over your head here is the fact that Bill Clinton, for all his faults, is not the type of idiotmonster who would say that kind of…

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

“That was ten years ago” works when you’re in your mid-20s talking about something you did when you were in middle school.

At this point, if you even THINK about making the argument that Hillary is just as bad as Trump, please remove yourself from society and just think about what you’ve done for a while.

Right? Let’s juxtapose these two breaking news stories:

Honestly, what the fuck is it going to take to get this dude out of our faces finally? I can’t even imagine what rock bottom is at this point

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

His answers here show how the Republicans, In the matter of just a couple of election cycles, are no longer the party of fiscal conservatism. Instead they are simply a party of extreme xenophobia and isolationism. Their primary guiding principle is America uber alles.

Could be:

I watch a whole lot less NFL than I used to.

Katrina changed everything. The wording of the warning for Katrina was without precedent for a hurricane, explicitly written to emphasis that the risk to property and life was at an extremely high level. Both a bipartisan Congressional committee and an internal NWS review concluded that the warning likely saved…

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

It’s why I’m really annoyed that climate somehow* became a partisan issue. No one left middle or right should think that a hurricane center would be faking data on how big a hurricane is.

or is it?

I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.

Can someone convince Skip Bayless to get hair plug treatments?

So in other words: be bad at what you love doing and you’ll never work a day in your life because you’re banned by the government?