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Rob Pelinka also thinks he walked on water to get Michigan and the Fab 5 to the NCAA title game...

Aaron Hernandez in the Massachusetts Penal League?

Oh man, I’m so old you must be an asshole!

I haven’t worn a rubber since the 3rd grade...

Someone who doesn’t know anything about baseball feigns online outrage...

😐

“Racism exists because people let it exist!” - a guy who’s never had to have any experience in his life defined by his “whiteness”

Rovell is a sensitive yet flaccid penis who got a calculator for Christmas and proceeds to bore the shit out of relatives with his “Did you know?” facts about how often his dog licks his own balls and on what days and from what angles.

Who the fuck pays for porn?!?

Albert is black?

The floor shitter guy?

A more apropos lede would be “TV STATION BROADCASTS POLICE SHOOTING LIVE” me thinks...

I must be late to this party because that’s clearly Ronaldo’s bust photoshopped onto Jeter’s plaque...

It looks like Tom Coughlin...

Is it bad that I would feel better if Broadway Joe was Secretary of State dealing with North Korea than Rex?

You need a diary not the Deadspin comments section...

Patriots have to forfeit a 3rd pick, right?

Why? He does have a history of killing people...

Baylor has a serious culture problem. Having a woman president is certainly a start but the climate of Baylor affiliated persons who don’t think the school did anything wrong is staggering. Even if Dr Livingston has the best intentions, those still entrenched at the school, be it employees or alumni, need to look in