BREAKING: Cleveland Browns file tampering charges against Boston Red Sox for signing catcher/QB Blake Swihart.

And here I thought Spicer’s head was up his ass when, in fact, it was up Trump’s...

“Trump never said that, Diana! THOSE ARE YOUR WORDS, NOT HIS!! YOUR WORDS!!”

That one lady’s voice is so deep it sounds like she smokes 2 packs of cigarettes in her sleep...

I came for an ice skate stabbing and all I got was slip and fall with some help getting up...

😳

Dean Spanos looks like Chris Berman if he lost 40 pounds and had been dead for 800 years...

His loyalty is clear since they will be changing the team’s name to the Los Angeles San Diegans

That interview questions about DV were pointless.

ENOUGH WITH THE FAKE NEWS!

Rain drop.

I see what you did there...

Phyllis is going to have a nuclear meltdown...

BREAKING: It’s not.

“Relax, everyone. Take a chill pill.” - Jim Irsay, probably

Slow news night?

It wasn’t that amazing of a play...

<slow clap>

Wut

That’s easy, Tim...