I think you just named his new show:

“Mike Francesa Sounds Pretty Flummoxed About <insert any topic>“

You guys need to grow up, stop writing about immature stuff, and report on the serious issues facing adults...

Here’s a list of people who care about Geno Smith:

“Make the far left heads explode”

What’s not awesome? My iPhone’s browser redirecting me 17 times to finally get to where I can watch the play...

The Coug is one of the few college bars in Pullman. It’s a shit hole and I miss it dearly...

POE account

FFS

And then wonder why their ratings are down... It’s because off the field new stories are created by the NFL’s Personals Conduct Policy.

Clearly, Tom, Mr Carville arrives to all his interviews via parachute...

Obligatory:

At least his dad didn’t kill JFK...

Magic underwear also protects against tackles...

He was cut because he sucks.

“One must hydrate before the Purge...”

Trump could have grabbed the pussy of Mother Theresa’s corpse and his supporters wouldn’t abandon him...

And your bully had bigger hands...

“Internet Man: My Life as an Insufferable Penis” by Darren Rovell

“Hillary, America has voted... and your pussy is safe.” - Ryan Seacrest voice