Agreed. The abomination that is 96 straight years without an on field murder needs to stop players from killing each other.

Clearly he's out of it... He forgot his hat...

This is a marked improvement over his Super Bowl presser.

RIP ITT Tech

My vote is for your sarcasm detector!

TIL Deadspin only employs one writer on Thursday nights...

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

Death Penalty.

“I don’t know... Something about a horse sucking Cam Newton’s dick for a long time ... Will you pick up some Cheetos and a sixer of Schlitz?”

So, Kap’s God is America???

That’s great that that’s your opinion. I find it reasonable and open-minded. But the constitution forbids state-sponsored religion to protect the minority who may not feel as you do and prayer like this is exactly that. That’s paramount to our constitution and why the settlers fled England in the first place.

So?