Do you think Bernie Sanders would do better against Trump than Hillary?

Who’s got time for that? If you were working hard instead of blaming your misfortune on luck you would know that.

Yeah, great message. No one who’s ever found success has gotten there through hard work.

Enough with all the tough talk, Burneko. You would have been stuffed into a locker by any one of these guys.

Hopefully not. Though it would be hilarious watching Harvilla try and flail his way through a Thrones conversation with Jason Concepcion.

Your opinions on things are unfathomably bad. You may have the worst taste of any human being on this planet.

This can probably just be the default headline for any article posted to Gawker.

“Statistics don’t really tell us much. According to NBA.com, Lin drives to the basket 6.7 times per game and attempts 1.6 free-throws per game on those plays. That puts him right in the middle of the pack among players who drive more than five times per game, which suggests that he gets the same foul calls everyone…

“Negative”

Yeah, OK.

Wow, this is would be a shameless post even on Gawker proper. The leftist authoritarians are clearly beginning to infect the other verticals.

A general lack of self-awareness and perceived place in the world seems to be a common trait amongst Gawker writers

We’re not voting for Bernie. It’s over. Let go.

I tell you I am shocked to see an asinine contrarian viewpoint on a Gawker platform.

“So what’s the lesson here? I guess it’s to always take the money and never believe in yourself.”

“I am salty about the seemingly common conceit that romance in the Big City of Dreams is so regularly affected by existing privilege or an unexplained excess of wealth.”

Actually, I can’t think of a blog where this was more needed.

This is the piece every PC bro on Gawker needs to read.

As a Yankee fan, this is embarrassing. As a self-loathing Gawker and Deadspin reader, this is my Christmas.