For the first time in history, white men have to occasionally, just a tiny bit, think before they speak and be questioned about their words and beliefs. This is the “political correctness” everyone is whining about. How dare people that they’ve always been able to oppress, insult, laugh at, or dismiss demand respect…

Nazis gonna Nazi.

This show has the most amazing insults ever. My favorite:

It was either that, or he’s just a terrible manager who has no idea what’s happening in his organization - his campaign manager said in April that all of the money had been disbursed, because one hand never knows what the other is doing. Or maybe it’s both - who knows!

“Instead of saying ‘Good job’s or ‘well done’ on the cleaning, Mom just keeps asking ‘where’d the dirty clothes go?’ or ‘why aren’t there any clothes in the hamper?’ I didn’t have to clean, I cleaned because of my own generosity and Mom just wants to criticize me at every turn. Bad!"

Plus, You didn’t do a good job motherfucker. You did a terrible job.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.

This is a HUGE pet peeve of mine and is starting to ruin concerts for me.