Ssomebody having fun with painted cardboard and duct tape

Seriously, those who aren’t depressed are the loons.

Where have you fools been the last several decades? My junior high classmates were regularly getting rhinoplasties years ago. Gynocomastia is a known disorder that can cause huge psychic damage to young boys and has been addressed by liposuction for quite a while. In the 70s and 80s, girls were given hormone shots to…

So this is your deluded takeaway from the whole tragic shit show? After all the craps these rich bastards pull, and you decide to punch down at someone whose kid may have very likely lost his spot to them? How’s it feel to be an apologist for a bunch of entitled pigs? It’s because of bubbleheaded ninnies like you who…

Shame on these incompetent documentarians for making this obvious murderer the subject of this pathetic piece and shame on the losers who sheeplike, shocked that anyone would think there was any doubt of his psychopathy. Thank God he won’t be getting a new trial! When the equally guilty and evil Steven Avery meets the…

Thanks for letting us know how lame everyone is, dickhead.

I have a big shiny bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in purchasing.

FAKE—and hilariously OTT (Did the angels take “Granfanda” to a “brand new home”)?

JustThisOnce’s tale is a nice fantasy, but she is a big fat liar. Never happened/urban legend. She’d probably still be in the slammer for felonious assault, which is what this is.

Pete Davidson’s response to the Chevy Chase question made me fall in love with him a little.

What is the average age of commenters, anyhow? I’m thinking it must be around 15 from the expressed outrage over a less than fabulous review. Grow up.

Actually, you should be grateful. We should expect more from this film than we get, and I’m relieved that the reviewer gets that. Not all of us are “in it for the hair, the makeup, the outfits”, thank god.

How tragic that this bit of fluff is all they have. Not exactly a cause for rejoicing.

Awesome? You’re the one providing fuel for the MRAs. The less said about that dog of a film, the better. An embarrassment to women everywhere.

At least you admit you fit the stereotype of vapid female—Jeez.

This is a review?

I wish people would stop acting as though Rihanna can act her way out of a paper bag. There’s a reason why she was given little to do—as an actor, she can’t do Jack Shit. They didn’t want to embarrass her. Definitely agree as to Mindy K-she was wasted.

Yeah, because Roberts is such an incredibly gifted comic actress. Please, 12 sucked majorly.

What an asinine thing to say. That’s like insisting that Hurt Locker would have been a much better film with a man at the helm.

Either she knew what was going on or she has serious mental illness (or she is dumb as a rock). She sold her soul to the Weinstein devil for a fresh infusion of cash for her fashion line. The self-righteousness here is all on the part of the holier than thou types who refuse to believe that any woman can ever be…