@CommodoreRake: I was scrolling down the comments, slowly reading them without a single chuckle. When I finally arrived at this comment, you sir, have made snot come out my nose by that instantaneous outburst of laughter.

Wouldn't be surprised if this is what they discovered.

@Irving94: I strangely did the same.

@C3PA: "Scouts say blondes at highest risk, may need multiple checkups" ahahaha

"That is AWESOME!"

@OreoExplosion: David, you died your hair after that dentist situation, eh?

Garnish your unicorn meat with the truffle-like unicorn horn.

@hawkeye18: That's the first thing I saw when I looked at the picture. I wonder what that's for.

@renafuse: I am guilty of reading that in his voice.

@lonewanderer: My friend was born with a literal egg-shaped head. The doctors had to cut along the very tip of his head and reshape his skull so it would look more "normal." He said he still has the scar which is like 8 inches long starting a few inches above the forehead. He still has an egg-shaped head, but without…

@felf13: I don't understand portugese, but I somewhat understand what's being said and I love it haha

@tomsomething: Oh, hmm. I've never heard of "Mayan heads." Very interesting.

Is using forceps on a baby's head standard or normal practice? That seems a bit scary.

That's cool, but not for me :(

"So long story short..."

He's Jake in Adventure Time! He's a few different characters in a few Studio Ghibli animes. He does a lot of cartoon stuff.

Kill Bill reference, WOO!

@Stem_Sell: Logout. Love it haha

Of course they make Washington grunge. Ugh

@Wrathernaut: I read that with Dr. Evil's voice in my mind.