They rape you at Taco Bell?

Looks pretty accurate to me!

I always liked Shaq, but now, now I love him. He’s like Barkley, but with rings and a conscious.

I wish they wouldn’t show guys crying when they get hurt. It reminds me that these are real people with painful injuries and not just pawns for my fantasy team. Total buzzkill.

Pot just got legal in my state, I have no idea how much or what I’ve smoked so far.

“Or somehow made sentient clouds form over the ocean, then directed those clouds to areas where there is only fresh water. Does it work that way?”

Or maybe just smoke your weed and chill the fuck out.

Unranked Penn State knocked off #2 The Ohio State

Dude, that’s insane! I would never climb so many stairs!

That’s how evolution works man.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Is he ehhhhhh.......shooting a bowling ball here?

If that’s all it takes to repair a knee then get that pussy Bridgewater out there!

How do people always look the part? It’s unbelievable. A dickhead will naturally look like a dickhead. It blows my mind.